what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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