I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
being pregnant is like rehab
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
