found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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