I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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