My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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