thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have post one night stand depression
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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