Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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