Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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