I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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