spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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