How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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