Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
