I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
