honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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