quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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