Sponge bath it is.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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