Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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