So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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