im drinking this country out of the recession.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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