It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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