you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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