Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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