i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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