I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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