well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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