we're blogging at a bar
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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