My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Damn victory sex feels great
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
