Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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