You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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