What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he just fucked me for my cheese.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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