I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
