I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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