i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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