I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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