Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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