walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Bring me that man meat
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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