Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You've changed since you got that strap on
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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