Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
