You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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