I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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