Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
so much tequila, so little girl.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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