BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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