is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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