I skipped work to stalk him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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