Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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