I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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