How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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