I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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