Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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