Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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